MUST READ!! 5 LIES KENYAN MEN TELL WOMEN WHEN THEY WANT S'EX

Kenyan men will do anything to get a woman to bed, I included (though all not the time). But women don’t just give up the cookie easily. They are stubborn. They are wired to be stubborn They want to protect their little kingdom down there. They want to make sure only worthy kings enter. As a result, Kenyan men conjure up all forms of lies to get a woman to spread her legs. Here are some of best
Ni wewe tu
Even if a guy has only known a chic for a week, he will still lie to her how she’s the only one. Men use the ‘I love you’ card just to make women perceive them as noblemen who have genuine interests. The phrase ‘Ni wewe tu’ is meant to reassure a lady that you love her and that there’s no one else. As a result, she develops trust and lets her guard down and serves the goodies. it's that simple.

Nitaingiza kichwa tu
This is the classic phrase used by men on naïve girls and virgins. What’s more surprising is that women believe it. Ladies, the head cannot go in allne. As soon as it enters, the body will want a piece of the action.
Kam tuwatch movie
The movie excuse is mostly used by young guys who are 25 years and below. And it’s always a trap. I used it several time when I was in campus. When she comes over for the ‘movie’, you try as best as possible to initiate the bedroom match. 'Kam tuwatch movie' simply means 'Kam tuact movie yetu'
I have a big 'D'                                                                                                                            
I still don’t understand why as men, we are meant to believe that by dangling our ‘D’s infront of women, they will want to take a bite of the beefcake. Maybe it’s because society has made us believe that all chics love huge shumas. This isn’t always the case. Men use this trick mostly when chatting with a girl. What happens next? Most times, instead of being enticed by the size, the chics get frightened and vanish
Niko na pesa
What’s the one and only true magnet for Kenyan women? The answer is simple – money. Have enough money and you can smash any chic you want. Thus it’s no wonder that most men lie about having fat wallets and leading excellent lives. I know many Kawangware guys who have smashed chics from Karen and Kileleshwa by feeding them with lies.

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MEN!! 8 WIERDEST (HARDEST) QUESTIONS A WOMAN WILL ASK YOU AFTER S3X AND WHAT THEY MEAN

Women are emotional beings and s3x is the highest form of expression of emotion for women, but for men things are different. S3x sometimes is just a pass time and we do it to have fun, sometimes to release stress.
But whenever you are dealing with these emotional being we call out lovely ladies, things tend to become complicated, especially when it comes to matters s3x.
What is the hardest question a woman has ever asked you after you had just had s3x?

From personal experience I know how hard these questions can be, but I decided to get some more input from guys around the office and came up with this list of the hardest questions women ask after s3x;
What Are We Know?

This is one of the hardest questions to ask a man after he’s just gone soft. Normally she’s trying to find out if she’s climbed up the relationship ladder because to her s3x is an intimate thing.
Women do this deliberately to trap us and because at this particular moment we are weak and drained.
But in your head you start weighing your options, “Am I trying to smash this again?” and “If I tell her we’re still friends we she still give it to me?”. By the time you come up with an answer it will be too late because she’ll instantly be able to tell that you were only after sex when you stare into blank space.
Do You Love me?

Hands down the hardest question on the list, but it is also very unfair to ask a man this after s3x.
Honestly I find that only a naïve woman would ask this question, because really if you couldn’t tell whether he loved you before you gave him s3x, he’d only be lying to you if he said yes.
When Did You Have Sex Last?

She’s trying to find out whether you are a man-wh0re or you are just inexperienced.
And ladies, there’s really no way he’d tell you it was yesterday if it wasn’t with you.
Was it Good?

This is a good sign which means she really wanted to please you, but it could also be bad in that she has no confidence in herself. Most women who will ask you this are either perfectionists, inexperienced or suffer from low self-esteem.
Are You Just Saying That to Make Me Feel Good?

This is a follow up question to ‘Was it good?’ and if she asks you this it really means that she suffers from low self-esteem. This kind of woman will always be searching for reassurance and no matter how hot she is, it gets tiring after a while.
‘Umemwaga Ndani’? (Did You C#m inside?)

This is asked by a woman you’ve been in a long-term relationship with and you guys just got tired of using condoms and have now switched to other methods like ‘the withdrawal method’ or birth control pills.
Can We Go Again?

Either you didn’t satisfy her or she’s a real s3x-addict.
Should I See a Doctor?

If she asks you this after you’ve just hit it raw, this means she’s just a complete blonde and she doesn’t take care of herself. You are probably the one that needs to go see a doctor.

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MUST READ: FIVE THINGS KENYAN MEN WANT IN BED!

AS a Kenyan man, I have a number of expectations whenever a woman lets me unclasp her bra. Through our ‘mantalk’ moments, i have learnt that my friends and associates have similar expectations.
The best way for a woman to immerse herself in an African man’s heart is through his stomach but the best way to his heart, body and soul is knowing how to “pakua” in the bedroom. Ladies, here are the things Kenyan guys want in bed.

1. Good Head:

Not all women know about the art of good head giving. Some deem it unnecessary but mastering the art can guarantee you your man’s satisfaction and loyalty. I remember a few years back when I used to hear my older friends talking about how their girlfriends went down on them and I felt really bad because I had never experienced it yet. Most Kenyan men will agree with me that they love good BJs.

It’s a basic need for us men in the bedroom. Before you ‘xoxo’ ladies say yuck, listen up. If a man has to choose between the model you who refuses to go down and that normal looking girl who sucks his ‘shuma’ like she’s auditioning, he’ll choose her. And you keep wondering why you are still single. Or why men sleep with you once and never come back.

2. Moaning (Soundtrack):

Every good movie requires a soundtrack so please remember to provide one ladies. When a man does it well, he likes to know. Don’t just act gagged. When you let us know that we are doing our homework very well and that you enjoy it, it makes us work harder and keeps our egos intact. One of the best ways to show your man he’s working it well is when you moan in response. .

3. Action Woman:

Most of us Kenyan men do not want to be with a woman who is as passive as a log of wood in bed. The beauty of s*x is when the other person is active and responsive, it brings that satisfaction/fun in bed and makes a man look forward to a next time! When you are active, you both contribute to the explosiveness of the experience. It also takes some of the responsibility off your partner hence you both enjoy it.

4. Talking dirty:

Most of us men love the dirty talk. It is a huge turn on and it lets us know when we are hitting the spot well. You want to keep your man’s mind on the s*x? Do the dirty talk more! It doesn’t matter how ‘holy’ you are. When you have agreed to drop your attire and get into action, you should be willing to perform and not just participate.

5. Cooperation

Let me further elaborate pint number four. I lnow a good number of fellow guys have experienced a lady who is so stubborn in bed that you wonder why she agreed to do it in the first place. You end up wasting all your energy in ‘dialogue’ and trying to lie to her her that ‘utaingiza kichwa tu.’

Ladies, if you want to be stubborn, do so before the bedroom stage reaches. Play hard to get all you want but when you finally agree to do it, then you should coorperate and make the experience good. .
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FIVE THINGS KENYAN WOMEN WANT IN BED, INTERESTING FACTS!

Here are 5 things Kenyan women want in bed.
1.’Chocha’ her
Don’t be so quiet as if you are in the movie Silence Of The Lambs. Women in the 254 want to be ‘chochwad.’. By this I mean you ought to bombard her with some nasty but sweet phrases while tapping her. Don’t just sweat and growl like a dying bear. Tell her how beautiful how nyonyos are even if they look like a deflated balloon. Say it to her ears. Mention how incredibly delicious her P is and how her b0ooty drives you bananas. You can frame your words either in a flowery or dirty way depending on the kind of girl she is.

Appreciate her and she will melt in your arms and savor the moment even more. I know some women have nothing more than beautiful faces to show off but they love it when men compliment them still. They don’t care if the words are all lies. At least you made an effort and she will be obsessed with you as a result. However, don’t keep asking her if she’s enjoying it or if she came. Just do your job and the results will speak for themselves.
2. Good licking
It’s unfortunate that many women never get to experience this but truth is they want it so bad. Almost all women fantasize about having a mouth in the south wiping and teasing. It drives them crazy. Infact, many women suck the D, with hopes of the man reciprocating the favor but they end up ignored and sidelined. Guys, If your lady is willing to suck your ‘shuma’, You should also be willing to go down on her and lick that damn P. The key phrase here is ‘your lady’. Don’t just go licking anyone.
Kiss her most sensitive parts, alternating those particular kisses with smooches on her thighs. Nibble and suck because the gentle suction will make her feel incredible. Gauge her reaction and figure out what she likes best. Don’t be afraid to experiment too when it comes to wiping the south.
3. More than one round
Before we even talk about the rounds it’s important to note that our Kenyan sisters really hate the dakika moja men. Yes, if you are the guy that explodes in less than a minute, work on that. Even though they won’t openly admit it, women sulk in disappointment when a man only manages one round. It’s never enough for them. That’s why it’s always advisable to eat well and avoid activities that will drain all your energy. When tired, take a break before continue.
It’s no secret that Kenyan women want aggressive men who have the stamina of a beast. Men who can give them so much pleasure that they’ll have endless moans rolling over their tongues. Men who are not shy. Be the aggressor or another man will. Sad truth but that’s how these ladies roll nowadays. They don’t tolerate malperformers.
4, Great f0replay
Most of us men have the weakness of ‘rushing’. We want to get to the finish line quickly. This shouldn’t be the case. Ladies value f0replay. They want all the sensitive parts of their bodies to be worked on. Great f0replay begins with you showing her how badly you want her. You should be the one to undress her. She shouldn’t do it herself. Romance her and caress her with precision. Don’t forget the importance of kissing. The munjus ought to be gentle and not forceful.
5. Different styles
Many Kenyan women, even the ones that appear humble are really naughty dolls in bed. You just have to know how to bring it out of them. Delve into the depths of a woman's freaky mind by suggesting and implementing various positions. Some are clueless but they want men who can teach them.
The dark trenches of a woman's mind hold all forms of fantasies and it might be a bit of a pandora's box if you open it up entirely! Still, if at any point you feel uncomfortable doing something she fantasizes about, just be upfront and tell her the same. She'll appreciate your honesty. Don’t force yourself when it comes to trying out new things.
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LADIES BEWARE: SCIENCE SAYS SMOKING W33D MIGHT BE THE REASON YOUR VAG1NA IS SO DRY. READ MORE

If you’re a lady and you smoke w33d, you’re going to want to read this.
According to reports, your mouth isn’t the only thing drying out after lighting up: Smoking w33d may actually dry out your vag1na, too.
So much for stoner siex.
Scientists first noticed the link between marijuana usage and poor vag1nal lubrication after surveying 8,650 Austrailian people in 2009.
While it’s discussed openly online, there aren’t many studies on the phenomenon — most likely because w33d is still categorized as a Schedule I drug.
Dr. Julie Holland, author of “M00dy B1tches: The Truth About The Drugs You’re Taking, The Sleep You’re Missing, The Siex You’re Not Having, and What’s Really Making You Crazy,” is one of the few to spend a significant amount of time researching marijuana’s effects on s3xual health.
She recently sat down with VICE to discuss exactly why “cotton vag1na,” as Urban Dictionary calls it, happens and, more importantly, how to avoid it.
Holland explains vaginal dryness is a side effect, “exactly like dry mouth… It’s the drying of the mucus membranes.”
She continues,

If you have had a strain that is giving you dry mouth, it will also make you more dry [down there].

She hypothesizes strains higher in THC will have more of a drying effect than strains higher in CBD. But she adds that external forces (such as birth control, which notoriously dries out the vag1na) can exacerbate the problem.
However, she notes,

It’s variable, and it’s personal. Each person responds differently to pot and each strain acts differently.

Females who light up can try coconut oil as lub3, which Holland says is “excellent,” but mostly, she suggests, “experiment[ing] a bit to find what works for you.”
That could mean smoking only one type of w33d before s'ex, or not smoking at all — it varies for everybody.

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MEN: PLEASE DON'T EVER CONSIDER MARRYING THESE 10 TYPES OF WOMEN...#KILLER FACTS

1. The Chatterbox
This is the woman who never shuts up, barely stopping to breathe. Seemingly only concerned about what is going on in her life, she always has to make a comment about everything and dominates conversations.

2. The Desperate Chick
This type of woman will seem fantastic at first, until she starts talking about your wedding location, how many kids she wants and the name of your future dog–right after the first date! When a woman advances WAY faster than normal,watch out. She NEEDS a man so bad that she’s willing to put anybody in that slot, even the homeless
guy on the corner.

3. The Overly-Critical Woman
Anything you do for this type of woman is simply not good enough. Nothing seems to work unless it is done according to her standards. Anything that is said by anyone will be quickly taken out of context to become some sort of insult or some reason to wage war against the world. This type of woman has plenty of emotional baggage and will make you an angry and bitter person as there will be nothing but misery with her.

4. The Bimbo
This type of woman can’t obtain a GED but has managed to secure a PhD in the science of the bedroom. This is an intellectually challenged woman who looks great but, in all honesty, shouldn’t open her mouth. Her skills are unquestionably only rooted in the physical realm and unless you’re just after one-night stands, you do not want to bring a stupid girl home to meet Mom and Dad. The majority of girls you see on the streets everyday fall into this category,

5. The High Maintenance Chick
If this type of woman breaks a nail, she expects you to drop everything you’re doing to drive her to the salon immediately. Her daddy always told her she was a princess and she expects to be treated like one at all times. She has expensive taste and expects you to shower her with only the best things and take her out to posh places on a regular basis. If you don’t have a lot of money and a penchant for luxury, don’t even bother.

6. The Clingy Girl
This woman is a nuisance who can’t go anywhere or do anything without the company of her man. She’ll adopt your interests, calls 20 times a day and fly off the handle anytime she’s not around to monitor your behavior. This type of woman will smother any chance of you missing her by insisting that you spend every waking moment with her, refusing to let you go out with the boys or spend any significant amount of time with anyone else.

7. The Baby’s Mama
This woman has a great physique, great personality and her toes are pretty too! There’s only one problem–she’s got a pretty large amount of children with assorted “baby-daddy’s”, and when women like this get desperate, any and every guy has the potential to be “daddy.” This woman got knocked up by somebody that she was supposedly in love with, and not only is she a bad judge of character, she’s GROSSLY irresponsible. The same guys that are “jerks” now are the same guys she once thought the world of and had unprotected sex with.

8. The Gold Digger
The Gold-Digger will compliment you on your expensive watch, ask you what kind of car you drive, what you do for a living, where you live and so on. Like the high maintenance woman, the Gold Digger is basically looking for a sugar daddy, she’ll size you up within the first five minutes and drop you just as quickly if your cash flow runs out and you can’t take her shopping anymore. These types of women will just suck your wallet dry and leave you emasculated. Fortunately,you can usually see this type coming from a mile away. She wants to write out the names of all her designer items and post it on Instagram, Twitter and Facebook.

9. The Club Girl
Club girls are nothing more than fantasy women who have been practically living in bars and clubs since they hit the legal drinking age. They have beautiful faces with full lips, big doe eyes, great legs, and all the curves you could ever ask for. The problem in dating these women is that they love to wear clothes that show off their great assets not just to you, but to every Tom, man-hood and Harry on the street. A woman like this may be carefree and wild; however, once you take a closer look, you’ll realize that her entire life is a party and most nights will end with her puking in your car. Or waking up hungover, in some guy’s bed in the morning.

10. The Feminist
This type of woman can never be pleased by a man and she believes that men are the cause of all the pains and suffering of society. It is her strong belief that women are much more intelligent than men and are capable of doing things “the right way”. You don’t want to waste any time with this type of woman because anything that you do willalways be negative to her.
Ladies, your take on this article?

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SHOCKING: FIVE SURPRISING FACTS ABOUT MASTURBATION YOU DIDN'T KNOW!!! MUST READ...

Here are five things that you perhaps didn't know about m@stur*bation. Hopefully these facts will make some of you more open to the subject.

1. People who have s3x regularly m@sturbate more than those who don't. Weird, right? Well, not really. If you m@sturbate, you're more likely to be sexually open, and therefore, you know, have s3x. Also, as I said above, if you know what you like when you're solo, it will enhance your sexual experience with your partner.

2. More women m@stur*bate than are willing to admit. Actually, this fact shouldn't be very shocking, but perhaps the percentages will astonish you. Most teenagers are already going at it with themselves: Surveys show that before both genders have reached 18, 80 percent of males and 59 percent of females have given m@sturbation a whirl. As far as people over 18, the numbers get a bit shady. Some research shows that as many as 92 percent of women "admit" to it, while surveys from Kinsey put that percentage anywhere between 50 and 70.

3. Older women m@sturbate, too. Your s3x drive just gets more revved up as you get older. A2010 Kinsey study found that roughly 30 percent of women in relationships between 60 and 69 years of age had "recently" double-clicked their mouse. For those over 70, "solo m@sturbation was reported by more than half who were in a non-cohabitating relationship, compared to 12.2 percent among married women."

4. Some countries encourage daily m@sturbation for their teenage population. In 2009, the U.K. government got on the bandwagon with other European nations to encourage teenagers to m@sturbate at least once a day. Not only was m@sturbating defined as a "right" in health pamphlets, but it was also touted as helping to reduce STDs and teen pregnancy. Smart thinking!

5. M@sturbation wasn't always taboo. Why do we love the early Romans? Because they were open about their sexuality! Even as early as the 4th millennium BC, a clay figurine depicted a woman touching herself, and obviously enjoying it. All was great until the early 1700's when an anonymous pamphlet entitled Onania was published and put an end to all the fun. Calling masturbation
a "heinous sin" of "self-pollution," and depicting archaic devices to prevent this "pollution," it gave m@stur*bation a bad rap for centuries to come (no pun intended). This mentality continued through the 16th and 17th century, when those who did masturbate were regarded as mentally ill. Over 60 percent of mental and physical illnesses were blamed on m@sturbation.

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MUST READ FOR MEN: HOW TO KNOW SHE IS FAKING AN 0RGASM! (18+ ADVISORY)

So the other day I had a very interesting conversation with a couple of Kenyan girls, close friends of mine. We have lunch at KFC and then they brought up a very interesting conversation; that of faking org@sms.

I detest this by the way since I wouldn’t want to be a victim but the hell has to talk about it. They first delved into the reasons why women do it, I guess to maintain my sanity and ensured me that actually its not about the guy or their skills, okay at least not always but about them.Like I always state, women are strange creatures.


From there on they went ahead to to tell me some of the tale tell signs I had to watch out for lest I get duped and I’m going to share them with you today.

First thing first, are you able to tell that she’s actually had an org@sm? That should be the first thing. What are some of the signs that she’s actually having an org@sm? According to this hot Kenyan girls, the signs are very visible from the process of intent to bonk.

Her hands for example become hot and her abdomen becomes warm. Her language becomes almost unintelligible, she sounds bewitched and all. If she’s not doing these things, just know you’re not hitting it right. Other signs may include an increase in the pace of her breathing, an increase in the place of her breathing,an increase in body temparature and a tightening of the abdominal muscles.

One thing you also have to put in mind is that women are very smart, when things are going haywire, she’ll result to smokescreens and mirrors, the most notable one being screaming and trashing. This is mostly p0rn induced; actually when a woman is receiving an org@sm, she’s actually quiet and calm.
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HEALTH TIPS FOR MEN: WAYS TO GET A STRONGER ER3CTION...LADIES YOU CAN READ THIS FOR YOUR MAN!

Have you ever felt ashamed of not satisfying your partner because of er3ction problems?

As you grow older you'll find it a little difficult to get a strong er3ction and satisfy your partner in bed. A weak er3ction can strain your S3xual relationship, and hurt your pride as well, to say the least. So, it is always necessary to maintain a healthy lifestyle for a fully satisfying S3x life.

Remember, a strong and hard er3ction is something women crave most for while you gear up for some action betw3en the sh33ts.

We bring you six ways to get a harder er3ction.

1. Eat well, keep it hard: Simple changes in your diet can increase your lib1do and give you a harder er3ction. Foods like bananas, eggs, nuts, figs, chillies, onions, and wine can increase your S3xual prowess. Word of caution: Steer clear of junk food.

2. Your pen1s needs exercise: Healthy men are always S3xually active. Exercise is one of the best ways to increase your S3x drive and S3xual potency. It reduces stress which is an er3ction-killer, and helps enhance testosterone production in the body. Kegel exercises are a perfect workout for the pen1s.

3. Avoid smoking or drinking alcohol: You must have heard this a million times, smoking and drinking can really affect your S3xual life. Smoking decreases your blood circulation, and results in less lung capacity. It can impact your ability to get and maintain an er3ction. And alcohol can numb the body and lead to temporary er3ctile dysfunction.

4. Don't m@sturbate too often: Save something for a real S3x. Excessive m@sturbation can decrease your S3xual appetite. Continual er3ctions and ej@culations may lead to weaker er3ction the next day. So, control the urge!

5. Know the right S3x positions: Always warm up with oral S3x. S3xual positions like missIonary and d0ggy style allow more blood flow, leading to a stronger and harder er3ction. And don't ever let her ride you first!

6. Throw away those tight undergarments: Avoid wearing tight, or any, undergarments, for that matter, while sleeping. It restricts blood flow to the pen1le tissues which in turn can affect er3ction strength. Always go for loose, airy underwear.

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MEN, 5 SIGNS THAT YOU SATISFY YOUR WOMAN S'EXUALLY

As if making her 0rg@sm wasn't hard enough, it seems that guys are equally confused about whether or not their women are thoroughly satisfied after a round of int3rcourse.

Well here are a few tips to know if you really sat1sfy her;

1. She’s Not Making Sense
If you re doing it right, she will make utterances that dont make sense and call you names but dont run or sl@p her, it means you re doing great, keep at it. She might also behave in a manner that makes you think an alien life force has invaded her body, dont be dumbfounded it means she’s really into it. “If her speech is off, it means that she’s totally caught up in the sensations,” says Tracey Cox, author of Superhotsiex. However, if her words come out straight and clean, she’s likely just counted mabati nail number 12.

2. She Gets Up to Do Stuff
When a woman is s'exually gratified, she will face you and cuddle up, she may also try to make conversation and get t0uchy. However a cougar will want r0und two almost immediately after. When your thirteen minutes of p0unding has amounted to nothing , when you are done she’ll detach, which could entail rolling over, facing the 0ther side or getting out of b3d.

So if she bolts out of b3d , heads to the kitchen and eggs start frying five minutes after you got done, in her mind there is probably no difference between you and those eggs.

She may also call a friend, or turn on the TV, it’s not a good sign mister, she was probably thinking about that so@p she is watching.


3. She’s Physically Amped
Listen to her br3athing. Heavy long breaths and p@nting means she is ready to go and you re doing the right thing. This is more telling than a mo@n because it’s an unforced response. Notice her skin too. Her chest and neck region become flushed, also look out for her l3gs, if she is curling her toes, archs her back, and moves her p3lvis deeply and rhythmically you are walking the right path. If she’s not feeling’ it, she’ll just lie there.

4. She f@lls asleep
This trait often attributed to men, there are w0men out there who are so incredibly drained via their org@sms that they simply need to take a nap and recuperate from the damage you've done.

If she turns over and begins to sn00ze, don't get insulted — that, dude, would make you a woman. No, just wrap your arms around h3r and shut up.

5. She can't walk
She wants to get up to fix you breakfast or pour you some juice, but she simply can't walk because her legs are quivering. Sh@ky legs are a sure-fire sign that you have done your duty as a man..... m@n.

If she needs a few minutes before she can go to the bathroom to clean up and make you that toast mayai, then you can rest assured that you gave it to her good and she wont see you as a "toast".

There you have it gentlemen, dont go asking her 'how was it babe, did you 3njoy?". You know what to look out for. These are sure sign that let you know whether you took care of business.
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IS SHE A WIFE MATERIAL? HERE IS ONE SURE WAY TO KNOW

At some point in a man’s life, hot chicks with model figure cease to matter if they cannot translate their looks to their home manners.
It goes without saying that most hot girls don’t make good wives. Some can’t cook, while others simply don’t know how to carry themselves honourably in the house.
If you’re looking, here’s a surefire way to know if she’s wife material.

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SHOKING VIDEO: NIGERIAN PROPHET T.B JOSHUA PROPHESISED ABOUT THE GARISSA ATTACK!!

On March 11th 2012, T.B Joshua, a Nigerian Prophet prophesized about the attacks that took place last week in Garissa.
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MUST READ FOR MEN!! HOW TO OVERCOME PR3MATURE EJACULAT1ON

Love to make l0ve and want more of it when you get it? If you find yourself climax1ng just as the party gets started, here are some tips that will have you going stronger for longer.

• Eat healthy
  Studies have shown that men and women who are mostly vegetarian have more endurance and last much longer in b3d than non-vegetarians. They have more stamina due to the nutrients they are getting from a healthy diet of fruits and veggies. Particularly s3x-friendly fruits include bananas, strawberries and amla.
• Exercise
  Exercise improves blood flow in general, and that includes to the gen1tal region! Certain yoga asanas like the cobra pose can help, as can pelvic floor exercises, or “Kegels”.
• Pay attention to your body
  One of the most common ways to keep yourself from ejacul@ting too soon is to monitor your excitement, and then, before you org@sm, stop all stimulation until you’ve got yourself under control again. Practicing this technique helps you gain some control over your org@sm response. Pay attention to your sensations. If you’re about to ej@culate, slow down. Slow way down, or stop altogether; give yourself a breather before starting again.
• Fancy a squeeze
  When you’re about to org@sm, stop and squeeze right below the head of your pen1s. Apply firm pressure on the tube running underneath your pen1s. This will push blood out of the pen1s and momentarily decreases s3xual tension, calming your ej@culatory response.
• Use DE-sensitizers
  Applying a topical spray to your pen1s can lessen sensation and help you gain control of ej@culation. Get the amount of desensitization just right so that it won’t affect your partner and won’t cause issues with remaining stiff – this takes a little practice, but could do wonders for those who have difficulties with the other tips.
• Distract yourself
  If you find yourself getting too excited too soon, try distracting yourself by thinking of something unrelated to s3x. Temporarily diverting your attention can help you to relax and last longer. You could also pull out and switch posit1ons. Switching around your bodies gives you some time to regain vigour and also allows you to explore new positions.

Don’t

• Skip forepl@y
  Studies have shown that those who partake in a little forepl@y action before s3x make l0ve far longer than those who don't. Devoting more time to forepl@y will not only extend your l0vemaking sessions, but will add more excitement to the whole ordeal. Furthermore, when you help them to org@sm first, using whatever technique they most enjoy, you’ll feel a lot less pressure to last long yourself.
• Forget to wear a c0nd0m
  C0nd0ms tend to decrease pleasure and sensitivity during s3x, but that may be a good thing if you’re trying to last longer! Many manufacturers make extra-thick c0nd0ms that serve well as desensitisers, plus you’ll be protected from S'TDs and unwanted pregn@ncy.
• Smoke or drink alcohol
  Smoking lessens blood flow to the pen1s and can leave you limp, while alcohol consumption prior to s3x is a common cause of erectile dysfunction.
• Stress yourself out
  Premature ej@culation is often as much mental as it is physical. So relax, be positive, and approach s3x with confidence and self-respect. Fear and self-doubt may create a self-fulfilling prophecy. The less stressed you are, the more control you will gain over how long you last.
• Forget to practice with yourself
  M@sturbation is a great way to help build stamina and keep yourself from ej@culating too soon. Forget the naysayers – m@sturbation is natural and healthy and can help you familiarise yourself with your body, allowing you to recognise when you’re getting too excited and need to slow down before it’s too late.
• Underestimate the power of l0ve
  Men tend to get overexcited and self-conscious their first time with a new partner, and that anxiety can lead to bad performance. Being in a loving, monogamous relationship, however, is a great way to boost your performance in b3d, as the closer you feel to your partner the more comfortable and confident you will feel during s3x

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SHOCKING VIDEO: STUDENT RECORDS HIS GIRLFRIEND DANCING NAK3D AND POSTS THE VIDEO ON FACEBOOK!

A UoN Student recorded a video of his girlfriend doing some errot1c dance moves while COMPLETELY NAK3D!! The video was posted last week presumably after they broke up.
This Video was eventually taken down by Facebook but many people had already downloaded it. This is the shame that University students do in the enclosure of their hostels while their parents pay school fees expecting them to come back home with a Rich Degree Certificate.
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BEDROOM STORIES: WHAT DOES IT SAY WHEN YOUR PARTNER M@STURBATES WHEN WATCHING P0RN?

When a guy sees his girlfriend j3rking off to p0rn, it’s hot. When a girl sees her boyfriend j3rking off to p0rn, it makes her feel inadequate.

Is having s3x to a woman on a screen really having s3x? It’s s3x with yourself, isn’t it? Some women contend that it’s a betrayal, looking at other women instead of looking at them. Men, however, see it as a natural r3lease for when they can’t be with their women.

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MEN ADVISE: PLEASE DO NOT CONFUSE PAIN WITH PLEASURE - THESE ARE THE THINGS LADIES DO NOT WANT IN BED.

There are only a handful of things that can get a woman hooked on to a man, and good se'x is definitely one of them. There is a lot that men got to learn about giving their women the best se'x they would ever have. You can’t learn everything overnight, so let’s start with the don’ts first. Here are things your woman doesn’t want you to do in be'd.

Moving Downtown Straight Away

No, ignoring her lips and heading down south is not erotic. It makes her feel like you’ve made hourly payments and have thus, decided to get to the point with minimal stoppages.

Blowing In Her Ears

Blowing is one thing; trying to force her eardrum out of her other ear is another. Turning deaf while doing it is never sexy.

Manhandling The Brea'sts

Touch and caress all you want. But don’t squeeze her girls too hard. They’re brea'sts, not stress balls. Don’t bite her nip'ples. Don’t be like a dog that is teething and would chew on almost anything. Neither should you twindle them like you’re trying to fine tune a radio station.

Thrusting Like There’s No Tomorrow


A lot of men start pumping like a machine the moment they enter a woman. Be a little gentler, a lot less mechanical. Hold on, do it way it is supposed to be.

Coming Too Soon

If your tap starts to run the moment a woman touches you, you’re going to have a hard time. A lot of men ejaculate much before their women can even realize they are being entered. There are a lot of exercises that enable you to control your orga'sm. Start working on them now!

Not Coming Till Eternity

What do you get out of an hour long pumping session? A woman craving for more se'x? You wish! A numb vag'ina is the answer.

Pushing Her Head Down

Pushing her head down to your tool like you’re trying to shut an overloaded suitcase is a big no-no. If she wants to do it, she will. Don’t force her to go down on you.

Surprising Her

No, of course gifts are nice. Sudden showers of semen on her face are not. Tell her when you’re going to come.

Making Her Take Stupid Positions

She’s not a Khajuraho carving, neither does she want to look like one. If you’re going to test her flexibility in be'd, we suggest you send her for a gymnastics class first.

Suffocating Her

Don’t just lie down on her like a dead whale. Nobody wants to die suffocating under a thick-skinned lazy man, that too nak'ed.

Trying To Find Her Prostate

Venture into anal stimulation only with her permission. There’s no point looking for her prostate because women don’t have one.

Deep Love Bites

A little amount of nibbling is sexy. Just make sure you don’t make her look like a Dalmatian after it is all
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THIS HOT AND S3XY WOMAN NEEDS HELP! HER BOYFRIEND ''RELEASES'' AND ENDS THE GAME BEFORE EVEN STARTING THE MATCH!! PHOTOS.

Now that I got you here and have your attention, I know you are suffering... I know you have a problem when it comes to the bedroom and these problems you may not be sharing them with anybody but I know you still have them...

I would like to share with you some tricks in lasting long in bed: I have realised there is a problem when I decided to check the inbox's sent to out Facebook pages today... (Don't think you are a pro... there are no pro's in satisfying women..)

I know you have this problem and you fear asking and you always do your small research with your body when alone... well out of 5 inbox's, 3 were of this nature directly and indirectly. I was more surprised to find that some were actually women! and married for that matter!

I have done intensive research on both sexes but I failed to find the solution to women: I do not know the remedy of premature e*jaculation in women for there is nothing to hold and its not you doing so... but hey continue in the link below and you will help your man.

THESE SIMPLE TECHNIQUES WILL HELP YOU BUILD YOUR BEDROOM PERFORMANCE AND CONFIDENCE.

3 SIMPLE TECHNIQUES TO LAST LONGER IN BED AND BLOW HER F* MIND.

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BEDROOM GOSSIP: IS IT TRUE THAT WOMEN BADLY WANT S3X WHEN THEY ARE IN THEIR PERIODS? MEN THIS IS AN IMPORTANT THING TO KNOW.

For some women, the monthly visitor is a time for unadulterated b*itching, wh*ining and unbearable c*ramps. But for other women, it's a time when they are at their h*orniest because their hormones are flaring and, the fact that having s*ex while bleeding is taboo may also add to their enticement for s*ex.

And although some guys cringe at the thought of penetrating their women when Niagara is having her Falls, some guys stand at attention without hesitation so long as she gives him the go a- head.

So today's tip focuses on all the sinful delights couples can delve into while she's m*enstruating, whether it be via having s*ex or everything but creativity is not only the spice of life; it's an essential element in any lasting, loving, lustful relationship.

KINDLY TAKE NOTE THAT THIS MIGHT GET MESSY.

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PART 1: A GUY NARRATES HOW HE MET WITH CAMPUS LADIES WHO SELL S3X ON FACEBOOK! #CAMPUSDIVAS

 

It started innocently. I accepted her friends request on Facebook even without consulting the gods. What followed next is what romantic Nigerian movies are made of. She liked half of my photos and posts, all in a day. She then poked me twice and inboxed me a long intro of herself.

I was tempted to block her or ignore her;like I do with so many of these random messages you get on social media. But there was something about her Facebook profile picture that caught my attention. It was a picture, in my humble opinion, of arguably;one of the finest Whiskeys in the world: Jack Daniels. Immediately curiosity had set in and I wanted to know more about her. 

As per her intro, her name was Lynette, a third year Journalism student in one of the leading universities in the City. Long story short: she has been reading my blog for a sometime, and just wanted to share with me her thoughts. First, while she enjoys my style of writing, she however,thinks I use too many idioms and metaphors that kinda takes the juice out of the story.

After close to two months, it was time to meet Lynette.I had assumed it was just one of those casual meetings you have with a smitten blog fan. For this reason, I suggested we meet in one of those un-tailored, laid-back unadventurous, family-like bar and restaurants in town. I arrived a few minutes earlier. Chose a strategic table at the far end, and was nonchalantly flipping through the dailies when Lynette tapped my shoulder. 

To my utter amazement, she was accompanied by a legion of her campus girlfriends.

They were seven of them. There was Kiki, Noon, Lohan okay, those are the only names I could remember, and rightly so. Because Kiki was wearing so much perfume, all she could do was smell herself. Whereas Noon's scanty dress was too colourful, I swear it could cure cancer. Lohan's skirt on the other hand, was three inches below her waist, lest it covered her light-skin thighs when she sits down.

And with her chubby size, she appeared poorly dressed that looking at her exposed fatty skin, I almost became a vegetarian. Worse still, she had a one-night-stand written all over her body. 

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LADIES, THIS IS WHY MEN WILL KULA VITU AND DISPISE YOU AFTER.

Being a lady is complicated. Interacting with men is even more complicated. But, the most difficult thing  for ladies to fathom is despite being so drop-dead gorgeous, men come, have some fun with you, and later on fly away.

A mother genesis to whole this is that men are very much attracted to women they chase before sex.

Keenly looking at the concept of men and the chase, your facial looks may not be the only reason he decides to go after you.

Men want more than a pretty face to stick around. Look at this: side chicks are often physically less attractive than wives or girlfriends. From this I think it will be correct for us to deduce that a man’s sexual thoughts and imaginations are ignited by what he finds sexy in a woman, and not necessarily what the universe thinks is sexy.

Just to look at what men find sexy:

Being yourself

I find plump and full ladies really attractive, and can’t have enough of looking at one donned in a free-flowing maxi dress, shoed in nice sandals and accessorizes her outfit with reasonable amount of jewelry that complements her skin tone.

Simply put: whether tall, short, flat-chested, curvy, plump, skinny, little posteriors name them-that is just so much enough to make at least four men you meet in a day go sleepless, fantasizing of how they’ll get a bite of you. Sounds weird, but this is what will ignite him to chase you; not perfect looks!

However, there is the other side: men hunt, and once they corner their prey, they may choose to stay or go. What will drive them to go?

When they bed you pretty fast

Men before taking you to bed can do anything and everything just to make sure they see you drop that small piece of cloth. Some of the flaws they see in you before taking you to bed may seem really petty; for instance he may not have particularly cared that you are a heavy drinker before bedding you, but, after ‘opening up’ for him pretty fast, he will scrutinize everything about you in finer details just to find a reason to escape; he got what he wanted after all; probably within 5 days or less.

Girl, those sweet compliments he was giving you prior to sex were driven by the desire to get in you between the sheets, and too bad you opened up so quickly! Automatically he loses interest fearing you might open up to another man that easily if he ‘wifes’ or ‘girlfriends’ you.

When you do friends-with-benefits

Once a guy has sex with a lady a few times, they enter a “friends-with-benefits” situation, and the lady in many instances starts to raise her hopes and gets emotionally attached to the man, yet his intention was purely sex!

Hey look, he has done it all with you; in every imaginable and wild piece of position he can; you’ve left no mystery for him to unfold; give me a reason why he should stick around?

Poor Hygiene

This point is such a sad reality; nobody even the lady’s themselves would want to stick around a not-so-clean place. If this gentleman of chivalry has been chasing you for a century, he hopes to get something worth the time spent on the chase! Something clean if not flawless. You better make sure ‘miss glory’ is always a sparkle if you want him to stick around. I bet you understand what I mean.

All said and done, make him chase it, show him your worth, keep ‘it’ a sparkle and maintain your body beauty; minimize if not doing away with stretch marks, and moisturizing your body. He will stick around, and you’ll thank me later.

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