MUST READ!!! THE FIVE KINDS OF MUST HAVE S'EX (18+ ONLY)

Slow s'ex
Slow s'ex, just like life, is not about the destination but the journey. Cheesy as that sounds, taking your time to enjoy your partner’s body and letting him explore yours can be an extensive, sensuous and rewarding ride to satisfaction.
Quickies
Catching your partner off guard for a quickieh can be a huge turn-on for your partner. It’s great when your day is packed and the idea of actually undresing and getting into bed for a long session of siex is not possible. It’s also good at bringing back the excitement when done spontaneously. Just make sure they don’t become routine.
Comfort s'ex
Just like chocolate or mashed potatoes, comfort s'ex has the ability to make us feel safe and warm on the inside. It may not get your pulse racing and your adrenaline pumping, but comfort s'ex makes you feel secure and close to your partner.
Ex s'ex
When both parties know that it’s over, it’s sometimes simply easier to connect physically with someone you’re used to. Having s'ex with an ex can seem illicit and exciting yet it’s also safe (provided he/she hasn’t been sleeping around too much!).
Make-up s'ex
Making up with your partner after a huge row, especially when you’ve established that you are right, is worthwhile enough. Add s'ex to that and it’s so good you’ll be arguing with him/her again in no time.

You may be with the same person every night but that doesn’t mean that your s'ex life has to get monotonous. Don’t stick to the standard and start exploring the different options available to you.

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TRUE STORY: DON'T BE EMPLOYED AS A BANKER!!! THIS IS WHY...

 Kike decided to walk back home after a 10 kilometer commute to her Uncle’s house. She felt she needed to ponder over the advice her uncle just gave her. A few days earlier she had received a call from him raising her hopes that he could use his position as a major stakeholder in a bank to help get a job. Kike read architecture in school but had no plans of practicing as an architect.
                      She just wanted to start earning cool cash just like some of her friends currently do. After all, her brother is a chemical engineer but is currently a senior manager in a bank. The advice from her uncle dented her ego immensely; she still doesn’t know how to react.

Why should her uncle give her the following reasons not to be a banker...
You work an average 10 hours
Banks typically open to customers by 8am and close to customers between 4pm to 5pm. However, the same does not apply to employees of these banks who work for almost 12 hours. An average banker works between 7.30am to 6pm and for employees on essential services it can last for as much as 12 hours (8am-8pm). If you are not up for working long hours for someone else then you probably should not consider being a banker.

You have no time for friends and family
Banking services require a lot of attention, dedication and concentration. When you work for about 10 hours daily there is hardly time to attend to some of the most important things in life such as spending time with family. Most young couples who are bankers often find little time to play with their kids or help then with school work or attend school activities. The negative consequences of this cannot be over emphasized.

You leave home early and get home late
We talked about having to work 10 hours daily however, that is not all, if works starts for you by 7.30 then you probably need to be at work one hour earlier. To beat the traffic and get to work earlier means leaving your house as early as 6 am. An average banker wakes up 5 am just to get to work before 7.30am. They also leave much later than most other professions. Most banks hardly keep to the nine to five rule and despite that, they do hardly pay overtime allowances for the extra time you put in.



You get fired very easily
The banking sector is quite exposed to a lot of regulatory and cyclical risk. When the economy is bad like it currently is, they are quick to run up cost as revenues declines. They also face increase in bad loans as most companies groaning under the risk of economic crunch struggle to pay back loans. When this happens, banks are forced to cut down cost hence the need to ‘downsize’ employees. 

Typically, decisions like this affect even the hardest working staff. It doesn’t matter if you work 24 hours or sleep over during the weekend. Most times when you get fired, you have no place to go because you are brain-drained. Imagine if Kike gets fired after working for five years. Surely she will find it difficult going back to architecture. In addition, a little mistake can get you fired regardless of your past record.

The most hardworking doesn’t mean the most rewarded
Banking is a service oriented job where money is made by earning high returns from customer deposits. Therefore, even if an operation staff works from 7am to 9pm every day, he will likely get less reward from a marketer who works 8am to 5pm every day but brings in the cash. The marketer only just needs to meet his or her targets in terms of deposits. Though an equally difficult task considering the apparent hazards, the difference however is that a marketer’s achievement is quickly noticeable hence likely to be rewarded more often.

Promotions take too long to come by
These days banking is a bit more like the civil service. In the nineties, a ten year working experience can fetch you a senior managerial position. Career development was fast tracked at the time as the new generation banks at the time sought new talents. It is not that way these days as you probably need to work twice as long to attain the same position as you would back them. It could take you as long as ten years to become an assistant manager. Promotions in banks probably come every other two years and it is not certain that you will get it.

Risk using your salary to pay for lost money
There are numerous risks associated with working in a bank and the major one is losing money. It is likely, that you might come across a transaction that might warrant you losing the bank’s money. Typically when that happens you might be asked to refund the money from your salary. The bank will just debit your salary for the whole amount or deduct it over time. The alternative to this might be losing your job.

These are just examples that you need to consider and talking to a banker may even reveal more things to you. Banking is a noble profession and can be very rewarding if you work hard, add more academic qualifications and have some luck. However, it is not a bed of roses.

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CRAZY! WORLD MOST EXPENSIVE CONDOMS: MEN PAYING SH51,000 FOR A 36 PACK!

Safe sex comes at a price in Venezuela where abortion is illegal and rates of HIV infection and teenage pregnancy are among the highest in South America

Soaring inflation in Venezuela has left couples in the country feeling deflated as the cost of their sex lives surges.

A pack of 36 condoms in the predominantly Catholic country now cost 4,760 bolívars

The nation - where abortion is illegal and rates of HIV infection and teenage pregnancy are among the highest in South America - has seen the price of household goods rocket after a collapse in oil prices.

According to a BBC report, oil makes up 95% of Venezeula's exports, and shop shelves have been left empty due to inflation caused by a lack of imported goods.

Lovers queue for blocks in the hope of picking up a packet of prophylactics, but some pharmacists in the capital, Caracas, have ran out entirely.

The country's leader, Nicolas Maduro, recently visited China, Iran and Russia on a world tour to try to drum up investment and credit. But now the president has ordered the takeover of private supermarket chain Dia a Dia, who he accused of causing food shortages.

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PART 2: SLEEPING NAYKED IS HEALTHY TO YOUR DOWNSTAIRS LADIES! 7 SCIENTIFIC REASONS WHY SLEEPING TOTALLY NAYKED IS GOOD FOR YOU.

You’ll reduce your belly size. 

If you opt for sleeping in the buff, you could reduce the fat around your belly and even lower your cholesterol. According to the Huffington Post, your body cools down at night, increasing your growth hormones while simultaneously decreasing your levels of cortisol, which will result in “healthy sleep patterns.”

The perfect night’s sleep would be comprised of two cycles: the first has your body recuperating with lower cortisol levels and the second sees your body working to increase these levels in preparation for the next day so that you might have energy when you wake up. If your sleep is interrupted (e.g. because of your uncomfortable pajamas), your body will naturally produce more cortisol than usual; the excess, in turn, is known to catalyze your appetite. Say goodbye to your diet and hello to that sleeve of cookies!

Get ready for a lot more s3x.

If you sleep n@ked, you’re going to have more s3x. It’s just logical. According to Dr. Landa:  Sleeping n@ked encourages s3x and s3xier relationships are happier relationships.

I couldn’t agree more! I mean, think about it, if you’re n@ked already, don’t you think your chances of getting in a hump session would drastically improve? And, naturally, with more s3x, you and your partner’s int1macy will only increase — especially when the hormone Oxytocin is introduced into the situation.

Oxytocin, as the Huffington Post notes, reduces stress levels, lowers your risk of depression and leads to a load of other health benefits that might seem completely unrelated to you and your partner n@ked spooning. Who knew being n@ked could “reduce intestinal inflammation”? 

If you have no clothing barriers, what barricade do you even have?

You won’t have to take a shower in the morning.

If there’s one thing girls hate to do, it’s shower. And if there’s one thing a human person hates, it’s showering first thing in the morning, as it forces you to wake up a full 20 to 30 minutes earlier. But if you don’t wear pajamas, you’ll stay cool throughout the night, drastically increasing the likeliness of a good hair day the following morning. If you get too hot in your sleep, you’re going to sweat… and if you sweat, your hair is going to look greasy. And greasy only looks good on food.

It’s just easier.

When it comes to #TeamBed, we’re all just trying to get up in those comfy pillows and blankets as quickly as we possibly can. Putting on pajamas inherently means more work: You have to take off your clothes, pick out your jammies, and then put them on. That might seem like a lazy thing to say, but sometimes the closet (or the kitchen, or the bathroom) is just too far away.

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MUST READ!! HERE ARE 5 FACTS YOU NEVER KNEW ABOUT M@STURBATION.

Here are five things that you perhaps didn't know about m@stur*bation. Hopefully these facts will make some of you more open to the subject. 

1. People who have s3x regularly m@sturbate more than those who don't. Weird, right? Well, not really. If you m@sturbate, you're more likely to be sexually open, and therefore, you know, have s3x. Also, as I said above, if you know what you like when you're solo, it will enhance your sexual experience with your partner.

2. More women m@stur*bate than are willing to admit. Actually, this fact shouldn't be very shocking, but perhaps the percentages will astonish you. Most teenagers are already going at it with themselves: Surveys show that before both genders have reached 18, 80 percent of males and 59 percent of females have given m@sturbation a whirl. As far as people over 18, the numbers get a bit shady. Some research shows that as many as 92 percent of women "admit" to it, while surveys from Kinsey put that percentage anywhere between 50 and 70.

3. Older women m@sturbate, too. Your s3x drive just gets more revved up as you get older. A2010 Kinsey study found that roughly 30 percent of women in relationships between 60 and 69 years of age had "recently" double-clicked their mouse. For those over 70, "solo m@sturbation was reported by more than half who were in a non-cohabitating relationship, compared to 12.2 percent among married women."

4. Some countries encourage daily m@sturbation for their teenage population. In 2009, the U.K. government got on the bandwagon with other European nations to encourage teenagers to m@sturbate at least once a day. Not only was m@sturbating defined as a "right" in health pamphlets, but it was also touted as helping to reduce STDs and teen pregnancy. Smart thinking!

5. M@sturbation wasn't always taboo. Why do we love the early Romans? Because they were open about their sexuality! Even as early as the 4th millennium BC, a clay figurine depicted a woman touching herself, and obviously enjoying it. All was great until the early 1700's when an anonymous pamphlet entitled Onania was published and put an end to all the fun. Calling masturbation
a "heinous sin" of "self-pollution," and depicting archaic devices to prevent this "pollution," it gave m@stur*bation a bad rap for centuries to come (no pun intended). This mentality continued through the 16th and 17th century, when those who did masturbate were regarded as mentally ill. Over 60 percent of mental and physical illnesses were blamed on m@sturbation.

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