On March 11th 2012, T.B Joshua, a Nigerian Prophet prophesized about the attacks that took place last week in Garissa.
Check out this video clip:
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Sunday, 5 April 2015
SHOKING VIDEO: NIGERIAN PROPHET T.B JOSHUA PROPHESISED ABOUT THE GARISSA ATTACK!!
On March 11th 2012, T.B Joshua, a Nigerian Prophet prophesized about the attacks that took place last week in Garissa.
Check out this video clip:
17-YEAR-OLD HAS FIRST EVER PEN1S REDUCTION SURGERY SO HE CAN HAVE S3X WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND
An American teenager has become the first person in history to have pen1s reduction surgery. The 17-year-old had experienced numerous cases of priap1sm,which causes undesired, painful erections due to blockages in the pens’ blood vessels.
His pen1s was nearly 7 inches long and 10 inches around in its flaccid state, growing harder but not longer during er3ctions.
It was so large that it resembled a football as a result, doctors said.
The abnormally large size left the teen unable to have s3x, play sports or even wear certain pants because the pen1s could easily be seen underneath.
He was lucky to find a willing surgeon in Dr. Rafael Carrion, a urologist at the University of South Florida.
There comes a time in every urologist’s career that a patient makes a request so rare and impossible to comprehend that all training breaks down and leaves the physician speechless. That question was ‘can you make my pen1s smaller?’There was no procedure to go by, so Dr. Carrion and his team decided to use surgical methods typically reserved for Peyronie’s disease, which results in the formation of scar tissue around the pen1s.
The team used the boy’s circumcis1on scar as a reference, cutting and unwrapping the skin of the pen1s to remove tissue.
Dr. Carrion said,
It was a bit like having two side tummy-tucks – that’s how we explained it to him.It isn’t clear how long the operation took, but the boy spent two days in the hospital before being released.
He said,
It looks cosmetically appealing, and he said it was a life-changing event, he’s all smiles.The new pen1s also doesn’t have difficulty becoming erect and providing pleasure when stimulated.
Dr. Carrion said that another person has asked for the same surgery but does not suffer from priapism or any related condition.
He said,
These are controversial waters we’re stepping in. Who is to judge what is a legitimate complaint and what isn’t?The individual seems to simply have been born with a particularly large pen1s, so Dr. Carrion isn’t sure whether he will grant the man’s request.
CLICK HERE TO SEE THE SHOCKING PICTURES OF THE 17 YEAR OLD!!
Monday, 30 March 2015
CENTRAL KENYA STUDENTS WILL CRACK YOUR RIBS BADLY WITH "TUNGA SENTENSI UKITUMIA NENO HURU".
It is Monday once again and as usual we go out of our way to try and kill your monday blues.
Here’s a hilarious caricature depicting a classroom and a student’s use of the word ‘huru’ in a sentence. My brothers and sisters from Central, this should apply to you.
Tuesday, 10 March 2015
CRAZY WOMEN! LADY POSTS PHOTO ON FACEBOOK SHOWING HER V@GINA THAT LOOKS LIKE A CAVE.
I like the creativity of this lady hehehe I know what you were looking for and i got the right photo below :-) That is a tree back that exactly looks like what you wanted to see!
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YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED TO DEPUTY PRESIDENT WILLIAM RUTO DURING THE BEYOND ZERO RUN!!
CON WOMAN ALERT! SEE THE SHOCKING TRICK OF CON WOMEN IN NAIROBI TODAY.
Monday, 9 March 2015
Sunday, 8 March 2015
KENYANS ARE DAMN CRAZY! THIS WOMAN WITH EXTRA HUGE B00TY WAS SPOTTED EXERCISING FOR THE BEYOND ZERO CAMPAIGNS! #RIBCRACKING
The noble first lady run, beyond zero campaigns saw high ranking dignitaries in governm,ent run to raise funds for the mobile clinics across kenya.
This image has however been viral on social media ...
#image of the day
HUDDAH MONROE GATHERS BALLS AND TAKES A PHOTO OF A MAN FONDLING HER B00BS AND A$$.
Thursday, 5 March 2015
LOOOLEST!! THIS FORM FOUR LEAVER GOT THE MOST RUTHLESS REPLY FROM HIS GIRLFRIEND AFTER INFROMING HER HE WAS ON THE D-LIST!! THIS WILL MAKE YOUR DAY HEHE
Getting a D result from a system you have been in for 4 years is not funny! Many students could not see the effects of failing until recently when questions of what did you get started pestering them.
An A and B would get one to a good university while a C would land one to a college while D and F this is what they do!!!
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THE KENYAN GOSPEL ARTIST TO JOIN THE DADDY LIST THIS YEAR! A CUTE PHOTO OF HIM AND THE WIFE AND THE BABY IS AMAZING!!
Tuesday, 3 March 2015
LOLEST! THIS IS HOW THE C AND D LIST CANDIDATES OF 2014 KCSE REVEALED THEIR GRADES TO PARENTS!! HEHE
Joy and happiness is to all the hardworking students who managed to get good grades in the KCSE results released yesterday. But for those unlucky ones who failed to get something good out of the examination, things have been thick especially when trying to break the sad news to their parents.
For instance, here is a hilarious conversation between a father and his son who wants to hide the fact he has failed in his exams.
KAIMENYI RECEIVES AN HILARIOUS TEXT MESSAGE FROM A KCSE CANDIDATE 2014 AND ALL THE TWEETS .CLICK HERE TO VIEW.
MOST HILARIOUS PIC OF THE DAY! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A SMALL MAN TRIES TO PENETRATE BETWEEN MOMOS.
Hehehe probably not exactly what you expected but this should clearly indicate to you that penetrating between momos is not a walk in the park!
This probox found itself in an awkward POSITION as he denied the lorry to overtake him not realising the danger and the stress he will be facing with his BIG HEAD.
HERE IS THE EVIDENCE THAT A MAN DID DOGGY STYLE WITH A WOMAN ON THE CAR.
CLICK HERE TO VIEW PHOTO
Tuesday, 24 February 2015
HEHE! AIRTEL CUSTOMER CARE LADIES NOW FLIRT AND KATIANA WITH CLIENTS! THIS CONVERSATION IS VERY SWEET.
This conversation between this client and airtel has really made my day. when corporates realised being serious push back a big chunk of clientèle, airtel soap opera as now known will really make your day.. hehe check this out.
6 MOST HILARIOUS AND FUNNIEST IMAGES VIRAL ON SOCIAL MEDIA TODAY.
PHOTOS: 6 MOST CRAZY AND FUNNIEST VIRAL IMAGES TODAY THAT WILL TOTALLY LEAVE YOU IN STITCHES!
IT'S WEDNESDAY!!!! The time of the week we expect to see so many #wcw and women posing the duck face photos all over social media.
Hope you have been having an irie week and a prosperous one and you gonna end this week with much energy as you started! Check out these funny and viral images on social media toady.
TOP STORY:
EXPLOSION AND FIRE IN NAIROBI COAXTON BUILDING KENYATTA AVENUE NEAR HOTEL 680. FOLLOW THE STORY IN THE LINK BELOW.
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Wednesday, 18 February 2015
INTERESTING MUST READ THRILLER STORY; THE BUS CONDUCTOR!!!
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Unfortunately the beautiful young girl came under the bus and died on the spot. Angry passengers took the conductor to the police station, who in turn took him to the court.
The judge was not at all impressed with him and gave him capital punishment.
He was taken to the electrocution chamber. There was a single chair in the centre of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room. The conductor was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him. But to everyone's amazement, he survived. The judge decided to set him free, and he returned to his profession.
After a few months, this time, a good looking middle aged woman tried to board the bus but the conductor didn't stop the bus. Unfortunately, this time also, the good looking middle aged woman came under the bus and died on the spot.
Again angry passengers took him to the police station, who in turn took him to the court. The judge took one look at the conductor and gave him capital punishment. The Bus conductor was taken to the same electrocution chamber where there was a single chair in the centre of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room. He was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him. This time also, to everyone's amazement, he survived. The judge decided to set him free, and he returned to his profession.
A couple of months later, an elderly gentleman tried to board the bus.
This time the Bus conductor, remembering his earlier experiences, stopped the bus.
Unfortunately the elderly gentleman slipped and died due to his injuries. The conductor was taken to the police station and then to the court, to the same judge. Though he hadn't done anything wrong, but considering his past record the judge decided to set an example and gave him capital punishment.
The Bus conductor was again taken to the same electrocution chamber where there was a single chair in the centre of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room. He was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him.
This time he died instantly !!!!!!!!!!!
The question is why didn't he die on the first two occasions, but died instantly the third time??
Try to solve it yourselves. This is rather interesting and answer is perfectly logical. If necessary read the puzzle once again.
Still couldn't? Then see below.........
Think hard
Common.............
Tired....?
Wanna know the answer????
CLICK HERE >> PART TWO: ANSWER
Tuesday, 10 February 2015
EFFECTS OF NJAANUARY! MZUNGU HAWKER SPOTTED IN NAIROBI CITY HOPPER BUSES!! (PHOTOS)
The pangs of January hard economy continues to bully everyone around town. This mzungu hawker was spotted selling goods in citi hopper Nairobi city bound bus... Remember the Chinese man we spotted roasting maize in Nairobi down town? well if marketing is not making way for you, remember its not you alone!!
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ERIC OMONDI DISPLAYS HIS KCSE CERTIFICATE : HE SCORED TERRIBLE MARKS!!
CLICK HERE TO SEE PHOTO.
Friday, 6 February 2015
THE MUGABE-POSE THAT IS TAKING OVER THE SOCIAL MEDIA! (PHOTOS)
On Wednesday, Mugabe tripped and fell after addressing a crowd: this international fall of a leader the west considers as Africa dictator has gotten over social media with Kenyans now taking a notch higher taking photos in this hilarious posses...
see photos.
HEHE LOOL!! OBAMA WILL KILL KENYANS ON SOCIAL MEDIA FOR POSTING THE LAST IMAGE IN TODAY'S VIRAL MUGABE-FALL IMAGES!!
Its hillarious the creativity showcased in this weeks famous Mugabe-fall. If one kenyan i mean just one can be spotted in Zimbabwe, Mugabe would really torture them! From now having the famous mugabe pose photos circulating, here are the crazy memes.
Click here to see Crazy Kenyans taking photos with the Mugabe fall.
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Tuesday, 27 January 2015
SHAME! 3 RATCHET BOYS HOLDING THEIR BIG MANHO0DS OUT TO THE PUBLIC EYE AT THE COAST!! THIS IS TOTALLY CRAZY AND UNACCEPTABLE!!
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Sometimes its good to make fun of ourselves and go that extra mile to make things or to behave in ways when we are at 70's we will be like '' hehehe this was totally crazy!''
This young men are the crazy type and thought of filling their pants with sand to make their things look big and pose to take a photo for the future crazy throwback !
RICH UPTOWN LADIES POST PHOTOS SHOWING THEIR BIG BO0TY'S IN TIGHT MINI DRESS: DOWN TOWN LADIES HAWATOSHI MBOGA!
Tuesday, 20 January 2015
HEHEHEHE THESE ARE 'LATEST' STYLES UGANDANS ARE TAKING THEIR PHOTOS TODAY. (PHOTOS)
Heehehehe lets just agree to them that the Fishes are in Uganda and the water is in Kenya !! hehehe If this is their latest style in photography, bouart should be seeing this fertile business gap!! I guess the first is called touch your knees and the other is a stylish groundie !
CLICK HERE TO SEE RIB CRACKING VIRAL IMAGES ON SOCIAL MEDIA TODAY BY KOT! YOU CANT DARE MISS THIS...
HILARIOUS BACK TO SCHOOL WAR BETWEEN PARENTS AND CHILDREN. (PHOTOS)
Do you remember the days when we could cry and shout, roll out on the ground and pull crazy stunts so that our parents wont leave us... Its funny why we did so like schools are a bad place when its the source of knowledge... check this out...
LANGATA PRIMARY RIOTS PHOTOS AND STORY
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