Wednesday 4 February 2015

BEDROOM GOSSIP: IS IT TRUE THAT WOMEN BADLY WANT S3X WHEN THEY ARE IN THEIR PERIODS? MEN THIS IS AN IMPORTANT THING TO KNOW. (part 2)




before seeing red...

I must stress this for obvious reasons. If you're not in a monogamous relationship, or are engaging in casual s*ex with the b*ucktoothed girl that helps you get rid of a load or two every now and again, then I suggest you wear a condom at all times.


When a woman is bleeding, the chances of spreading STDs, especially AIDS, increase immensely. So always wear a condom if you're going to jump in when her v*agina is not user-friendly :-)

BENEFITS TO THE COUPLES
First off, if she is in a severe amount of pain, I don't suggest that you egg her on to have s*ex, otherwise she may be inclined to remove her tampon or sanitary napkin and rub it into your face (now wouldn't that be a delicious treat?) :-(


But if she's almost willing to give in to the idea of s*ex even though she's seeing red, then these little tidbits may help.

S*ex Cures C*ramps 
That's right, s*exual contact, or o*rgasm rather (hers genius, not yours), actually alleviates c*ramps endured by "Aunt Flo." So now, not only will that "headache" crap fall on deaf ears, but women can't even use physical m*enstrual pain as a defense against the greatest act of all.

Less Risk Of Pregnancy
Notice I didn't write "no risk?" Well, that's because there's always a risk, but it's less likely that she'll fall pregnant whilst m*enstruating, whereas mid-cycle (12 to 17 days between the Crimson Tides) is the riskiest of all.

She's Simply Irresistible
Put it this way; some guys are absolutely disgusted at the mere thought of going anywhere near her v*agina when it should be "closed for maintenance," but you find her so incredibly s*exy that it really doesn't matter. You're not repulsed, in fact, you'd even be willing to go down... okay, I'm kidding, take it easy. But you do see my point, and so will she.

Now that she's raring to go, let the games begin...


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