PART 2: A GUY NARRATS HOW HE MET WITH CAMPUS LADIES WHO SELL S3X ON FACEBOOK. #CAMPUSDIVAS.

The other four, with all fairness looked like a bunch of middling desperate housewives, with no aspirations and no expectations beyond drinking Smirnoff Ice, smoking chains of cigarette and gossiping about Vera Sidika and men. They spoke complete Facebookenesse. You know the;Lol, NKT, LMAO, and they also seemed to have three volumes in their mouth loud, louder and loudest.

Lynette was dressed in low-cut black-squired top and high waisted blue jeans, which gave her the appearance of Michelle Obama from the waist up and a mistress to a football superstar from the waist down. It was interesting looking at these ladies. They giggled at anything and everything, and flashed around their cheap Smartphones, glossed lips and swat back their mane of gory weaves.

Ooh boy! The weaves! Let me not even go there. But I will say this. The weaves some of them had smacked on their heads explains why the devil invented darkness.

Curiously, most of them attempted desperately to speak proper English (read English without the slight influence of their mother tongues or morning after pills). This are the girls who would magically adopt an American accent just by passing next to a Forex Bureau.

An hour's later and with my bill shouting something in the region of my monthly rent, my phone rang. Actually, I had intentionally set the alarm. Well, that is how I left the divas in the pretense of a family medical emergency. Before leaving, I wisely cleared my bill and Lynette's. As for others, well, I never got the memo that meeting up with Lynette was supposed to be a group discussion attended by the entire campus divas

Later that day Lynette had sent an apology. Okay, I'm not sure if it qualifies to be one, but it was a text message that I'm still deciphering. It went something like:

Xaxa xwity. As in aki wioyee kinda si I've like craaazy BFFs..Lol.., Ope dei dint make u uncomfy.. Imagine we dint get tym to kach up. NKT..So, wat R U doin kesho? #Blankets&Wine; #TurnDown4WAT..LMAO My frens would kinda like 2 C U AGAIN kesho., Si woiyeaki you kinda pick us up. Dunnowari, we'l kinda squeeze in ur ride. Lol LMAO..Luv U Xwity

I have since blocked all my contact with Xwity.

THIS IS HOW BAD MANNERED CAMPUS LADIES BEHAVE IN CLUBS: SITTING BADLY AND EXPOSING THEIR PRIVATE PARTS TO TEMPT DRUNK OLD MEN.

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