Viral Kenyan News: February 2015

Thursday 26 February 2015

VIDEO: MURANGA RESIDENTS SHOCKED AS DRUNK COUPLE MADE INTIMATE LOVE ON THE STREET.

Residents of Murang’a town were treated to a rare ‘soap opera’ when a drunk couple decided they could not wait to get home to get it on.

The couple identified as Jane Nduta and her husband Benson Muhoro left the residents bewildered, when they staggered onto the streets from a drinking den and began engaging in intimate acts before they were stopped by concerned residents.

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VIDEO: WHAAAT!! THIS BABY DJ WILL LEAVE YOU SPEECH LESS BY HIS MIXING SKILLS ON THE TURN TABLE!

Evolution!

When we used to play with mud and dust... when we used to play 'mfaraa and banta' ... when we could not not touch any electronic gadgets for the fear of a serious beating from our fathers... when we used to go hunting... dem days!

The kids of today are totally in a different world from the one we lived in. I see kids today with complicated gadgets in the name of a phone walking around as if its not big deal... the other time i spotted a kid driving a motorbike in the estate and whaat this one killed it! he mixes better than 90% of us!

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THIS CHEAP PR0STITUTE LIKES SITTING BADLY AND WEARS NO PANTYS.

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THIS CHEAP PR0STITUTE LIKES SITTING AMEPANUA MIGUU WIDE OPEN NA HAVAI PANTY!! AI NKT. A DISGRACE TO WOMEN. PHOTOS.

If you have ever visited one of these cheap pr0stitutes dens in Nairobi down town and its environs, such scenes are actually very normal and to your surprise nobody even takes time to look at them. I am not encouraging you to visit them for it may challenge your beliefs and morals but sometimes curiosity actually kills the cat and the best lesson is learnt from experiments.

I took a day out a couple of months ago just to find out and see for my self what these places actually look like or it a media propaganda and exaggeration... phew hell is on earth. The clip shown on Citizen a while back on Baricho road and the last building on the junction of river road and Accra road has nothing to see...

A local over advertised blog actually shoots its scenes from this corridor and pays the ladies to testify just like buying them!

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''I HAVE A BIG D*ICK THAT'S WHY I DON'T USE CONDOMS": THIS IS WHY MEN DON'T LIKE USING CONDOMS.

1. He thinks condoms reduce pleasure.
The number one reason for men refusing to wrap their willies is that they say it doesn't have the same pleasurable sensation as going bare. This may very well be a true for a lot of men, however that’s no excuse to skip wearing a condom. Brands like Durex Natural Feeling Lubricated Condoms and Trojan Bareskin offer you and your lover the protection you need without compromising pleasure.

2. He can’t find condoms that fit.
According to quora.com, 30 percent to 35 percent of men require a smaller than standard or more tailored-fit condom while half of men require a medium or standard condom.
Medium-sized condoms are the most readily available and are found in most stores, handed out for free in clinics and passed out at universities. Only 15 percent to 20 percent of men require a larger condom, which means 80-85% of men do not actually need that glorified Magnum.

3. He relies solely on free or cheap condoms.

If your man only relies on freebie condoms then he’s won’t be likely to run to the store and even less likely to care about his health. If he isn’t willing to dish out 4 or 5 bucks for a condom, you can protect yourself by keeping an intimacy kit or insert the good old saying “No glove, no love” at the appropriate time.

4. He’s clueless about how to find the right condom.

With everyone using search engines like Google and Yahoo, there’s tons of information out there on just about anything, that includes tips on how to find the right condom.

If he’s unsure what size to buy, use sites like condom-sizes.org and luckybloke.com to help him find the perfect match for his preference.

5. He thinks it’s an interruption when you two are in the heat of the moment.

Taking a few seconds to put on a condom won’t deflate the mood if you both are hot and heavy.

Wearing a condom prevent an unwanted pregnancy it can prevent s3xually transmitted diseases (STDs) from spreading. If your man cares about his health and yours, he’ll do whatever is necessary to make sure you both are having the safest s*xual experience possible. (If he doesn't care, should you really be sleeping with him?)

6. He’s too well-endowed.

A man will believe that because he is well-endowed that he can’t possibly wear a condom. It isn’t uncommon but it’s an excuse.

If you and your partner just can’t keep you hands off each other Trojan Magnum XL, Trustex, and Atlas all provide larger sizes that are meant to comfortably fit your man’s deluxe package.

7. He’s comfortable with you.

Guys will sometimes forgo using condoms if they feel comfortable enough or feel like they know their partner’s track record. I think it’s safe to say that this one is also an excuse.

Even some married couples use condoms for the life of their marriage as a form of birthcontrol and/or other reasons.

IS IT TRUE THAT SLENDER WOMEN AND WOMEN WITH A WIDE TOE GAP HAVE BIGGER V@GINAS? 18+

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TRUE STORY: DON'T BE EMPLOYED AS A BANKER!!! THIS IS WHY...

Kike decided to walk back home after a 10 kilometer commute to her Uncle’s house. She felt she needed to ponder over the advice her uncle just gave her. A few days earlier she had received a call from him raising her hopes that he could use his position as a major stakeholder in a bank to help get a job. Kike read architecture in school but had no plans of practicing as an architect.
She just wanted to start earning cool cash just like some of her friends currently do. After all, her brother is a chemical engineer but is currently a senior manager in a bank. The advice from her uncle dented her ego immensely; she still doesn’t know how to react.

Why should her uncle give her the following reasons not to be a banker...
You work an average 10 hours
Banks typically open to customers by 8am and close to customers between 4pm to 5pm. However, the same does not apply to employees of these banks who work for almost 12 hours. An average banker works between 7.30am to 6pm and for employees on essential services it can last for as much as 12 hours (8am-8pm). If you are not up for working long hours for someone else then you probably should not consider being a banker.

You have no time for friends and family
Banking services require a lot of attention, dedication and concentration. When you work for about 10 hours daily there is hardly time to attend to some of the most important things in life such as spending time with family. Most young couples who are bankers often find little time to play with their kids or help then with school work or attend school activities. The negative consequences of this cannot be over emphasized.

You leave home early and get home late
We talked about having to work 10 hours daily however, that is not all, if works starts for you by 7.30 then you probably need to be at work one hour earlier. To beat the traffic and get to work earlier means leaving your house as early as 6 am. An average banker wakes up 5 am just to get to work before 7.30am. They also leave much later than most other professions. Most banks hardly keep to the nine to five rule and despite that, they do hardly pay overtime allowances for the extra time you put in.

You get fired very easily
The banking sector is quite exposed to a lot of regulatory and cyclical risk. When the economy is bad like it currently is, they are quick to run up cost as revenues declines. They also face increase in bad loans as most companies groaning under the risk of economic crunch struggle to pay back loans. When this happens, banks are forced to cut down cost hence the need to ‘downsize’ employees.

Typically, decisions like this affect even the hardest working staff. It doesn’t matter if you work 24 hours or sleep over during the weekend. Most times when you get fired, you have no place to go because you are brain-drained. Imagine if Kike gets fired after working for five years. Surely she will find it difficult going back to architecture. In addition, a little mistake can get you fired regardless of your past record.

The most hardworking doesn’t mean the most rewarded
Banking is a service oriented job where money is made by earning high returns from customer deposits. Therefore, even if an operation staff works from 7am to 9pm every day, he will likely get less reward from a marketer who works 8am to 5pm every day but brings in the cash. The marketer only just needs to meet his or her targets in terms of deposits. Though an equally difficult task considering the apparent hazards, the difference however is that a marketer’s achievement is quickly noticeable hence likely to be rewarded more often.

Promotions take too long to come by
These days banking is a bit more like the civil service. In the nineties, a ten year working experience can fetch you a senior managerial position. Career development was fast tracked at the time as the new generation banks at the time sought new talents. It is not that way these days as you probably need to work twice as long to attain the same position as you would back them. It could take you as long as ten years to become an assistant manager. Promotions in banks probably come every other two years and it is not certain that you will get it.

Risk using your salary to pay for lost money
There are numerous risks associated with working in a bank and the major one is losing money. It is likely, that you might come across a transaction that might warrant you losing the bank’s money. Typically when that happens you might be asked to refund the money from your salary. The bank will just debit your salary for the whole amount or deduct it over time. The alternative to this might be losing your job.

These are just examples that you need to consider and talking to a banker may even reveal more things to you. Banking is a noble profession and can be very rewarding if you work hard, add more academic qualifications and have some luck. However, it is not a bed of roses.

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IN DOMESTIC VIOLENCE, NYERI WOMEN ARE NOT A JOKE! SEE HOW THIS WIFE GAVE A SERIOUS BEATING TO THE DRUNK HUSBAND! VIDEO

Nyeri will never cease of dramas...

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ULALAH! VANESSA CHANTTELE SISTER WILL MAKE MANY MEN GO HARD WITHOUT THINKING TWICE! SEE PHOTS.

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SHAMEFUL! LADY LIKES TO TAKE PICTURES OF HER BARE B00BS EXPOSED OUT AND UPLOADS IN FACEBOOK! SEE PHOTOS.

Give a woman something to brag with and be proud of thing and they will exploit it and over do it...

I have never understood why a lady would take such photos and post them on Facebook or take a$$ photos and later complain of the growing number of men who send crap in her inbox...

the photos speak alot.

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MAINA KAGENI SPEAKS ON CAMERA ABOUT THE CELEBRITY MEN HE HAS SLEPT WITH. HIS ANSWER IS JUST SHOCKING!!

AS LONG AS YOU ARE NOT SLEEPING WITH A COW OR A CHILD, KNOCK YOURSELF OUT!!

Wednesday 25 February 2015

PAIRS OF KENYAN CELEBRITIES WHO CAN HAVE A VIGOROUS NIGHT OF S3X IF GIVEN A CHANCE FOR THEY LOOK GOOD IN BED. PHOTOS.

IAN MUGOYA & HUDDAH MONROE

BIEN BARAZA OF SAUTI SOL AND SANAIPEI TANDE THE MUSICIAN

JOHN ALAN NAMU OF KTN AND CITIZEN LILIAN MULI

KWAME BONSU KISS TV PRESENTER AND SARAH HASSAN AKA TANYA

MUNENE WILSON THE NIVEA MODEL AND SOCIALITE VERA SIDIKA.

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WTF! DAMN! THIS CHICK HAS GOT SO MASSIVE B00BS!! WAH! PHOTOS.

WHAT DO WE CALL THAT?

SEE HER FACEBOOK PAGE AND YOU WILL BE SPEECHLESS

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AMBER ROSE AS$ LOOKS WOW IN THIS PHOTOS: HER BODY IS A KILLER TO MOST MEN.

After Wiz Khalifa leaked photos of her home which he said was filthy, Amber Rose was spotted checking out luxury properties for the sale in West Hollywood, California,
The battle for custody has began when she reacted o the leaked photos by stopping Wiz from seeing his son on his 2nd birthday..Wiz later tweeted

'ive never voiced my true unhappiness out of fear of the person I was with and what she would do to make me more unhappy of anyone knew

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9 SIGNS IT’S ABOUT TIME YOU TAKE A BREAK FROM DATING.

Sometimes, dating can seem tedious — too tedious. It can even start to be a bit of a nuisance. If you’ve started to compare going on dates to visiting the gyno, it’s probably time to take a break from dating.

Here are nine signs you should give the search for love a rest:

1. YOU DON’T HAVE ANY FREE TIME

Having “me time” is a necessity. One of the benefits of being single is being able to do whatever you want, whenever you want. If you have an urge to go to yoga at 7 am on a Saturday and there’s no man begging you to stay in bed, you can go!

Regardless of your relationship status, you should be able to do anything and everything that makes you happy. If dating is consuming all of your free time and you’re having trouble putting yourself first, take a break!

2. YOU’RE NOW A CYNIC

When you’re going on many dates, it’s easy to get discouraged. Maybe you’ve met men who seem good on paper, but aren’t amazing enough for you. Or, perhaps, maybe you’ve been on many first dates and wanted them to turn into second dates.

Whatever the scenario, if you’ve been on multiple dates and you’re still single, it’s natural to be disappointed. When your dating outlook starts to feel negative, it’s time for a dating hiatus. Being a pessimist or cynic won’t help you meet Mr. Right.

3. YOU’RE CRAZY BUSY

Timing is everything. You should never feel like you have too much going on at once, or like you’re being pulled in all different directions. If you can’t give all of yourself to dating, simply don’t date.

If your life is super demanding, focus on yourself. When the time is right, you can put yourself out there again.

4. YOUR HEART ISN’T IN IT

If you’d rather schedule a doctor’s appointment than go on a date, now is not the right time to meet new people. Your heart has to be in the dating game.

5. YOU RECENTLY WENT THROUGH A BREAKUP

If you still think about your ex before you fall asleep at night, it’s too soon to be dating. Make sure you’re over your ex before you move on to the next.

Yes, some people say the best way to get over someone is to get under someone new, but that’s not always the case.

If you’re looking for a lasting and meaningful relationship, make sure you’re emotionally available.

6. YOUR EXCITEMENT DISAPPEARED

Does the thought of meeting new people seem awful? Are you going through the motions of dating thoughtlessly? Are you dating because your family told you to? When you lose interest in dating, a rest is mandatory.

7. YOU DON’T FEEL FABULOUS

When you meet someone new, you want to look and feel like a million bucks. You should be so confident that as soon as you walk into a room, all eyes are on you. You want to be the girl every man wants to meet.

If you’re not feeling absolutely fabulous about yourself, now is not the right time to date. You don’t want the men you’re meeting to think you’re anything but the super awesome person you are.

8. YOU’RE A NEGATIVE NANCY

Men want to date women who are intoxicating to be around. A woman who exudes positivity is alluring. If you’re feeling a bit unenthusiastic or negative, men will notice it. If you’re coming off as anything but cheerful and lighthearted, you’ll turn off more men than you excite.

The minute you feel doubt or cynicism, stop dating.

9. YOU’RE TIRED

Dating can easily make you feel burnt out and just plain exhausted. If you take a step back and realize you’ve been a serial monogamist since you were in middle school, you may need to re-evaluate your choices.

Do you have goals you want to accomplish? Do you want some time for yourself? If so, there’s no time like the present to take a break from dating!

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Tuesday 24 February 2015

SHOCKING VIDEO! BULLY'S IN MIXED HIGH SCHOOL FORCE FORM 1's TO KISS, ROMANCE AND MAKE OUT AS THEY RECORD AND POST ON FACEBOOK!!!

Its quite shocking the things minors go through in school. did you watch the previous video of a lady brutally beating up a minor in school? click here to watch that video.

well these ones were forced to kiss and romance check this out...

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H0RNY GOSPEL ARTIST SIZE 8 LAMENTS ON TWITTER AS DJ MO REFUSES TO HAVE S3X WITH HER! PHOTOS

Could there be trouble trouble brewing in the bedroom between size 8 and her husband DJ Mo?? Well, according to this image shared by Size 8 on her social media account, it seems like the Master DJ is so addicted to his work to this extent and that only means he has no time for his beautiful wife and any woman who doesn't get her conjugal rights to their satisfaction always walks with a frowned face.They get easily irritated and always throwing tantrums.

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AIRTEL CUSTOMER CARE LADIES FLIRTING AND KATIANARING WITH CUSTOMERS !

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HEHE! AIRTEL CUSTOMER CARE LADIES NOW FLIRT AND KATIANA WITH CLIENTS! THIS CONVERSATION IS VERY SWEET.

This conversation between this client and airtel has really made my day. when corporates realised being serious push back a big chunk of clientèle, airtel soap opera as now known will really make your day.. hehe check this out.

6 MOST HILARIOUS AND FUNNIEST IMAGES VIRAL ON SOCIAL MEDIA TODAY.

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PHOTOS: 6 MOST CRAZY AND FUNNIEST VIRAL IMAGES TODAY THAT WILL TOTALLY LEAVE YOU IN STITCHES!

IT'S WEDNESDAY!!!! The time of the week we expect to see so many #wcw and women posing the duck face photos all over social media.

Hope you have been having an irie week and a prosperous one and you gonna end this week with much energy as you started! Check out these funny and viral images on social media toady.

TOP STORY:
EXPLOSION AND FIRE IN NAIROBI COAXTON BUILDING KENYATTA AVENUE NEAR HOTEL 680. FOLLOW THE STORY IN THE LINK BELOW.

TOP STORY:

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DEADLY EXPLOSION AND FIRE IN NAIROBI CAXTON BUILDING KENYATTA AVENUE NEAR 680 HOTEL YESTERDAY NIGHT. PHOTOS

Reports are that the explosion was a gas cylinder explosion causing fire at the building along Kenyatta Ave,Nairobi; fire said to be contained....

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MPANGO WA KANDOS AND CHIPS FUNGAS THIS IS FOR YOU!: CHIPS FUNGA ACT CAPT (7) KENYAN KONSTITUTION.

CHIPS FUNGA ACT 2015...

1. Section 2(1) provides that a chips shall always appear in a club looking fresh. Sweaty mamas wakae home.

2. A chips shall never ask for payment after a night of sec... lud ed fun in a secluded place. Chipsing is free. Asking for credit, fare back home shall be taken as asking for payment and will result in disciplinary action.

3. Chips should never come to the club with mummy, daddy or girlfriend issues. Clubs are happy places - shida zako wacha home.

4. Chips should never leave stuff at a man's place so as to get an excuse to come back later. Any stuff left shall be properly disposed by the man and he shall not be liable for any loss whatsoever.

5. Chips should remember the way they used to the dude's residence because on the day after, no chips should expect to be seen off the stage. In fact if possible, don't wake the man up,..........juz leave quietly.

6. In relation to sub section 5, a chips should never ever steal or borrow anything from the man's crib. This offence is tantamount to treason and is punishable. It should further be noted that going with the man's jacket or pullover just coz its cold shall be deemed as stealing.

7. A chips shall practice full disclosure before she's fungwad. Full disclosure includes disclosing whether her hair or teeth are fake,whether she has a medical condition, or whether the club's neon lights makes her look hotter than she really is.

8. Chips shall leave other pals after meeting with the dude. Bringing an extra mama will be taken to mean that the man is being propositioned for a 3-some.

9. No chips shall disclose any secrets that the man might tell her when he's tipsy. Neither shall she disclose to other people where the man lives.It is a serious offence for a chips to warn other chips that the man is a serial chipser.

HEHEHE ATI CHIPSING IS FREE HEHEHEHE

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RIGHT OR WRONG? KENYA NOMINATED MEMBER OF PARLIAMENT BREAST FED HER CHILD RIGHT IN PARLIAMENT. SEE PHOTOS.

A nominated member of parliament from maasai land Sarah Paulata Korere has shocked her colleagues by coming to parliament with her baby who she openly breast feeds.She has however ignored criticism and ridicule from some of her colleagues and continued to give her daughter exclusive breast feeds as recommended by W.H.O

She claims that there is no way she is going to leave her home to please other people while she continues to hurt her angel.
Here is what she had to say;
"There is no way i was going to leave my daughter at home,i would be pleasing some people while hurting her"

WHEN WOMEN ARE ALONE IN THE BEDROOM AND FEELING NAUGHTY, THIS IS THE KIND OF PHOTOS THEY TAKE: CRAZY!

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WOAH!! THIS FLIGHT FEMALE ATTENDANT IS SMOKING HOT! SIEXY MINI DRESS AND HIGH SLIT REVEALING THIGHS IS WHAT SHE IS WEARING TODAY. WHAT DO YOU SAY?

Tall... elegant... beautiful... confident look.. long face... what other vocabulary am i missing? Just look at this...

MOTHER IN LAW CELINA'S SISTER IS ANOTHER DAMN HOT CHIQ!
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CRAZY! WHEN WOMEN ARE ALONE IN THE BEDROOM AND FEELING NAUGHTY, THIS IS THE KIND OF PHOTOS THEY TAKE.

Crazy things we do while alone! the boss you cant cough when he or she is around, the kind of things he may be doing when he closes the door behind him or her may be so surprising and you would probably not respect them an inch if one day you will happen to know the secret things they do.

Have you ever wondered how the top CEO or even your immediate boss looks like when in the bedroom? don't even think coz the next link will help you solve the mystery!

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Monday 23 February 2015

HEHE THIS ELDERLY LUO MAN CRIED OUT LOUD TO PRESIDENT OHURU TO SWITCH ON TV! MUST WATCH VIDEO!

Political gimmicks to capture attention will take any act from a die hard politician and this Mzee kills it today with the video going viral.

I would tend to assume there is misunderstanding form the locals as to why exactly they cant watch their hilarious TV series and News and all fingers will then be direction to the occupant of the top seat.

Has Ohuru switched on TV? See what The communications authority of Kenya Eng. Francis Wangusi had to say after a false Digital migration deadline extension in 30 African countries went viral.

CAK'S STATEMENT ON FALSE DIGITAL MIGRATION EXTENSION DEADLINE.

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MOTHER IN LAW CELINA'S SISTER IS DAMN HOT! SEE HER PHOTOS!

Celina of Mother-in-law is undeniably hot, charming, alluring and more so, she has those sexy killer curves that all men die to have in their homes.

Well, beauty is sometimes genetic, and in Catherine Kamau’s family it runs deep in their blood. Aye! The popular female celebrity has a younger sister who is also well endowed with beauty of a unique kind. Here is a photo of the gorgeous face of Nyambura, the younger sibling.