PART 1: A GUY NARRATES HOW HE MET WITH CAMPUS LADIES WHO SELL S3X ON FACEBOOK! #CAMPUSDIVAS

 

It started innocently. I accepted her friends request on Facebook even without consulting the gods. What followed next is what romantic Nigerian movies are made of. She liked half of my photos and posts, all in a day. She then poked me twice and inboxed me a long intro of herself.

I was tempted to block her or ignore her;like I do with so many of these random messages you get on social media. But there was something about her Facebook profile picture that caught my attention. It was a picture, in my humble opinion, of arguably;one of the finest Whiskeys in the world: Jack Daniels. Immediately curiosity had set in and I wanted to know more about her. 

As per her intro, her name was Lynette, a third year Journalism student in one of the leading universities in the City. Long story short: she has been reading my blog for a sometime, and just wanted to share with me her thoughts. First, while she enjoys my style of writing, she however,thinks I use too many idioms and metaphors that kinda takes the juice out of the story.

After close to two months, it was time to meet Lynette.I had assumed it was just one of those casual meetings you have with a smitten blog fan. For this reason, I suggested we meet in one of those un-tailored, laid-back unadventurous, family-like bar and restaurants in town. I arrived a few minutes earlier. Chose a strategic table at the far end, and was nonchalantly flipping through the dailies when Lynette tapped my shoulder. 

To my utter amazement, she was accompanied by a legion of her campus girlfriends.

They were seven of them. There was Kiki, Noon, Lohan okay, those are the only names I could remember, and rightly so. Because Kiki was wearing so much perfume, all she could do was smell herself. Whereas Noon's scanty dress was too colourful, I swear it could cure cancer. Lohan's skirt on the other hand, was three inches below her waist, lest it covered her light-skin thighs when she sits down.

And with her chubby size, she appeared poorly dressed that looking at her exposed fatty skin, I almost became a vegetarian. Worse still, she had a one-night-stand written all over her body. 

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